a tired, poor, and lazy teen girl
chances are i will post some k-pop stuff, so get used to it

 

jessiej7732:

fox-power:

So my 13 y/o brother is on Xbox Live with his friends in the other room and the past 20 minutes I’ve heard him say

  • Dude why do you use gay as an insult?
  • You guys are fucking sexist, this is why I’m the only one of us who has a girlfriend
  • Wow that wasn’t racist or anything
  • No seriously gay does not mean stupid
  • BOOMSHOT!!!!!!!!!!

SO PROUD

PRAISE YOUR BROTHER

(Source: stayuglystayangry)

trillow:

“is there a problem officer?” “yes actually, lots of problems” *hands u my math homework*

things i have learned from school: how to lie through my teeth and bullshit entire essays and do all nighters and still pass classes

thefaggots0far:

It only takes being rejected once for me to never ever ask anyone anything ever again.

(Source: computer-gaze)

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

beevomitbooboo:

beevomitbooboo:

beevomitbooboo:

sixpenceee:

Who remembers the Berenstain Bears? Many people actually remember it as the Berenstein Bears. It’s part of the Mandela theory, or a term that someone is positive something happened although it didn’t. Many attribute these false memories as a glimpse into a parallel universe. (Source)

Ok nonononono fuck no I swear I have these on my shelf and I swear to god they say Berenstein, I am checking right now this cannot be real

WHAT THE FUCJK THEY ALL FUKCING SAY BERENSTAIN THEY DIDN’T SAY THAT WHEN i WAS A CHILD I DON’T UNDERSTAND. THIS CANNOT BE REAL, THIS CANNOT BE A THING

It was DEFINITELY Berenstein though, this is blowing my mind. If you had asked me before this moment I would have spelled it that way, and now I have like ten books on my shelf spelled like freaking Berenstain.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

daniratoe:

ohshititsgreg:

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

If this was my case I would be dead by now.

when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved

when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

(Source: versacesquad)